Bill and Hillary were on a recent vacation traveling about Arkansas. They happened upon Fred, an old boyfriend of Hillary's, who was operating a country gas station. After exchanging pleasantries, they went on their way, and a self-satisfied Bill said to Hillary: "Well, if you had married Fred, you'd now be the wife of a gas station operator." But Hillary replied, "No Bill, you've got it all wrong. Fred would be the President, and you would be pumping gas!"