Newt Gingrich, Al Gore, and Bill Clinton were driving west to visit with Monica Lewinski (a likely story). Al Gore was driving, so of course he got lost and soon found himself on the yellow brick road to the land of Oz where they met the Wizard. When Newt told him they were all in trouble, the Wizard gave each of them one wish. Newt said he was accused of being mean so he needed a new heart. "Granted," said the Wizard as he turned to Gore who said he was accused of being dull and slow so he needed a new brain. "Granted," said the wizard as he turned to Clinton, who said: "Is Dorothy around?"